February 2012
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
“I’m lucky I know. I just, I feel like I’m never going to have it. The whole...”
– Lorelai, 3x01 “Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days” (via talonsandtea)
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Are there crackers?
Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
Rory: And in the Gilmore house?
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Colin: "We know Rory! I'm Colin. And this is Finn. And you are? "
Lorelai: "Her mother."
Finn: "My God, those are good genes."
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
How did I even make it this far in college?
Being told you suck by your professor is never...
ugh
Rory: "I should hate you. Say something to make me hate you!"
Lorelai: "Uhm, go Hitler?"
Once again I like more of the guys on American...
Hallie Day for the win(:
and Phil Philips
and Colton
and Heejun
and Eben
EBEN MADE IT!!
recklessdream:
Salesperson: here is your coffee
Lorelei: three? I only ordered one...
Salesperson: you said, "coffee, coffee, coffee"
You probably would have thought the first season...
speakloudspeaksoft:
But I guess not.
I can’t wait for the new season to see all the troubles those girls go through.